The ones in bold are for the "life sucks" brethren
* Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
* Horn Broken. Watch For Finger.
* If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
* Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
* Illiterate? Write For Help.
* Honk If Anything Falls Off.
* He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
* Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
* Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
* Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
* If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
* Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
* Boldly Going Nowhere.
* Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
* Politicians & Diapers Both Need To Be Changed, And For The Same Reason.
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