Little Johnny

Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby, Little Johnny, shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the baby Little Johnny.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said baby Little Johnny chuckling. "I'll climb into your pram and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied baby Little Johnny, "you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones!"