I have sinned

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned; I have been with a loose woman."

The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?"

"Yes, Father, it's me."

"Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you, Father, because I don't want to ruin her reputation."

The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "No, Father."

"Was it Mary MacDonald?" "No."

"Was it Ann Crotty?" "No."

"Was it Mary Elizabeth O'Shea?" "No, Father."

"Was it Amy McMahon?" "No, Father."

"Was it little Cathy Morgan?" "No, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest finally says, "Tommy, I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four Our Fathers and five Hail Marys. Go back to your seat."

Tommy walks back to his pew next to his buddy, Sean.

Sean, slides over and whispers, "What happened?!"

Tommy smiles, "Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys and six good leads."