Little Johnny

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears and I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

Johnny's parents, who had braced themselves for Johnny's comment, were pleasantly surprised as was the baby's mother who said," Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet." Again Johnny's parents breathed a sigh of relief. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?" The mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

"Well", little Johnny said, "It's a good thing, cause he'd be fu***ed if he needed to wear glasses!"