5 Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like operating on.

The first surgeon says "I like to see bankers on my operating table, when you open them everything inside is numbered."

The second responded: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over!"

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong! Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; and the head and the ass are interchangeable."