Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced kid was up to, he asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died, and I've just buried him," replied Nancy, tearfully, without looking up.
The neighbor was very concerned, said "That's an awfully big grave for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*cking cat."
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