Chimp

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, the man looks down and sees a chimpanzee sitting on a bar stool at the end of the bar. So he says to the bartender. "Hey man, what's with the chimp?"

The bartender laughs and says.."Watch this!" The bartender walks over to the chimp, turns it around on the barstool and punches the chimp right in the mouth, knocking it off the barstool. The chimp gets up off the floor, pulls down the bartender's zipper and gives the bartender a blowjob.

The customer says. "Wow!! Can I try that?"

"Sure thing says the bartender.

"Great,", says the customer. "But don't hit me as hard as you hit the chimp."