Jill spotted John across a crowded room at a convention in Las Vegas. Easing up next to him, Jill asked John if he would like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know," said John. "I've got a wife and two kids at home."
To which Jill replied, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They don't know us, and we don't know them." John thought about it for a second and then agreed.
A few drinks later, Jill invited John up to her room for a nightcap. When John hesitated again, she said, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They don't know us, and we don't know them." And John agreed.
After a few more drinks in Jill's room, the two of them were starting to get pretty friendly, and Jill asked if John would be interested in a little party. John, bewildered, exclaimed, "If I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't know them, then who the hell are we going to invite?!"
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