MBA's

MBA's do a lot of resource mobilization... just an example...

One afternoon a rich MBA was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the MBAsaid.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,under that tree.

'Bring them along,' the MBA replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!

'Bring them all, as well,' the MBA answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The MBA replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!'