A lady stumbles into the police station with a black eye. She says, "I heard a noise in my back yard and went to investigate. The next thing I knew, I was hit in the eye and knocked out cold."
An officer was dispatched to her house to investigate. He returned several hours later with a black eye. His captain asked, "Did you get hit by the same person?"
"No, I stepped on the same rake."
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