Two migrants arrive in the USA by boat and one says to the other, 'I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.'
'Odd,' the other one replies, 'but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.'
Nodding emphatically, the first migrant point to a hot-dog vendor and they both walk towards it.'Two dogs, please,' says one of the migrants. The vendor is only too please to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil.
Excited, the migrants hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' One migrant unwraps the wrapper, stares at it for a moment, leans over to the other and whispers cautiously, 'What part did you get?'
'Odd,' the other one replies, 'but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.'
Nodding emphatically, the first migrant point to a hot-dog vendor and they both walk towards it.'Two dogs, please,' says one of the migrants. The vendor is only too please to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil.
Excited, the migrants hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' One migrant unwraps the wrapper, stares at it for a moment, leans over to the other and whispers cautiously, 'What part did you get?'
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