"Does anyone in this room need to be dismissed from jury duty?"my father, a judge, asked a roomful of prospective jurors.
A nervous young man stood up. "I'd like to be dismissed," he said.
"And why is that?"
"My wife is about to conceive."
Slightly taken aback, Dad responded, "I believe,sir, you mean 'deliver.' But either way, I agree. You should be there."
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