Roshashanna

A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Roshashanna. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday when you light the 8 candles?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Hannukah."

The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the  holiday when you eat the unlevened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Passover. Rosha- shanna is the holiday when we blow the shofar."

"See," the Catholic Girl replies. "That's what I like about you Jews...you're so good to your help."