Top 16 Famous Quotes From Redneck Movies

This is simply TOO GOOD! Had me rolling on the floor.

16. "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle...and your first and second cousin, your nephew..."

15. "We'll always have Wal-Mart."

14. "What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy."

13. "You had me at 'Sooooey!'"

12. "Houston, we have a 'possum."

11. "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?"

10. "I feel the need... the need for sheep."

9. "Are you CRYING? There's no crying in NASCAR!"

8. "Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her '68 Rambler into mine."

7. "I...see...Black people."

6. "Use the horse, Luke!"

5. "I ate his ribs...with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's."

4. "Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid."

3. "I know what you're thinking...did he fire six shots or only five? Well, hell if I know! You KNOW I cain't count no higher'n three since the chainsaw accident!"

2. "My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.'"

And The Number 1 Famous Quote from a Redneck Movie...

1. "You want a tooth?! You can't HANDLE a tooth!!"