Over a gynecologist's office "Dr.Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in
Pizza shop slogan "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office "We can help you pick your nose!"
On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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