David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time

6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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