Old age divorce

After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Jew man calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you callyour sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, I'll take care of this.'

She calls Dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DOYOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming home for your birthday and paying theirown airfare!!'