Consummating marriage

Sally and Eric are in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their marriage.

Sally says, "I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed-- I've had sex with one other man before I met you."

Eric thinks a minute and says, "That's no big deal. Who was it?"

Sally replies, "The famous golfer--Jack Nicklaus."

They jump into bed and have a good session. Afterwards, Eric gets out of bed and begins to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sally.

"I thought I'd get dressed and fix some coffee."

Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that."

"No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have done?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

"All right!" says Eric, "Let's go."

They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time. Wearily, Eric gets to his feet and begins to put on his underwear.

"What are you doing?" asks Sally.

"I thought I'd dress and get some coffee."

Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that."

"No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have done?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

Eric climbs back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon takes place. Afterward, he slinks out of bed, braces himself against the bedpost, and tries to get a leg in his underwear.

"What are you doing?" asks Sally.

"Going for a cuppa."

Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that."

"No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have done now?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

Eric plods to the nightstand and picks up the phone.

"Who are you calling?" Sally asks.

"Jack Nicklaus," said Eric, "I want to find out what the par is on this damn hole! "