Fooled ya

A Hippy gets on a bus, sees a nun, goes over and asks her to have sex. The nun says she is married to god & gets off the bus. The driver says if you want sex with her she goes to the graveyard every night at 12, just dress up as god...

Hippy goes to the graveyard that night dressed as god, sees the nun & says "I'm god, I want sex". Nun says ok, but asks for anal as she wants to keep her virginity.

So they go ahead & when they finish the Hippy says "Haha I'm the Hippy!" and the nun replies "Haha I'm the bus driver!"

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