One day, the rabbi asked the priest if he could sit in on a confession session since he had always been curious about what went on. The priest agreed and that afternoon of them the two of them were sitting in a confession booth. A woman came in and said, "I have sinned. I have committed adultery three times this past week."
The priest said, "Put twenty dollars in the poor box and your sins will be forgiven."
Just then the priest's secretary came and asked the priest if he could take a long distance phone call.
The priest said to the rabbi, "You carry on. You know how it goes."
The next woman said, "Father I have sinned. I have committed adultery twice this past week."
The rabbi said, "Go and commit adultery once more. We have a special on this week -- three for twenty dollars."
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