Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the retirement home with her fist clenched above her head.
"The first person that can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight," she announces to the room.
An old man looks up from the pool table and says, "Umm, an elephant."
Bessie thinks about it for a second and says, "Close enough!"
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