Irishman

An Irishman was in the South of France, and could not understand why his friend Pierre had attracted all the girls at the beach while he had pulled nothing.

So he asked Pierre, "Why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"

Pierre said, "It's because I wear a Speedo bathing suit. The women, they love to see a man in a Speedo."

So the Irishman buys a Speedo and tosses his baggy shorts in the garbage. He struts up and down the beach but still he has no luck attracting any women.

He finds Pierre again and asks for his advice.

Pierre, taking a look at Paddy in his Speedo says, "Take a potato, tuck it in your Speedo, it drives the women wild."

So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his Speedo and paraded up and the beach once again.

Many hours later, still no woman. So the Irishman went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried the Speedo bathing suit, I've tried the potato but it doesn't work".

Pierre looked at the Irishman and said "You might want to try putting the potato in the front"