An elderly man visits a doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Smith, you're in great shape," the doctor tells him when the exam is over. "How do you do it?"
"Well," says the patient, "I don't drink, I don't smoke and the Good Lord looks out for me: For weeks now, every time I go the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns on the light for me."
Concerned the doctor heads out to the waiting room, approaches Mrs. Smith and tells her what her husband said.
"I don't think that's anything to worry about," she says. "And on the bright side, it DOES explain who's' been peeing in the fridge.
"Well," says the patient, "I don't drink, I don't smoke and the Good Lord looks out for me: For weeks now, every time I go the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns on the light for me."
Concerned the doctor heads out to the waiting room, approaches Mrs. Smith and tells her what her husband said.
"I don't think that's anything to worry about," she says. "And on the bright side, it DOES explain who's' been peeing in the fridge.
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