Beer research

An alarming revelation!  Beer contains  female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! * * * * Last month,  Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis  that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a  concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains  female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough  beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8  schooners of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that  100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: * * 1) Argued over  nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained  weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly  emotional at the drop of hat. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had  to sit down while urinating. * * * No further testing was considered  necessary!