This guy goes into a bar, orders up a beer, and notices that the patrons are holding slips of paper with numbers written on them, and periodically numbers are being called over the PA system. Curiously, the guy asks the bartender "What's going on".
The bartender breaks it down saying "it's simple, you order a drink you get a number. If we call your number, you get to go in the back and get laid!"
The guy says "I don't believe it sounds like bullshit to me"
Some drunk guy sitting a few stools down, interrupts, "It's not bullshit, My wife's number has been called 3 times in the last 20 minutes"
The bartender breaks it down saying "it's simple, you order a drink you get a number. If we call your number, you get to go in the back and get laid!"
The guy says "I don't believe it sounds like bullshit to me"
Some drunk guy sitting a few stools down, interrupts, "It's not bullshit, My wife's number has been called 3 times in the last 20 minutes"
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