Cairo bazaar

A tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, by friend," said the trader, "only one hundred pounds."

"No thank you," said the tourist. "It's far too expensive."

"How 'bout dis one, my friend?" said the street trader, producing a small skull.

"Whose skull is that?"

"dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"

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