A man in a nursing home asks his friend, "how old do you think I am?"
The friend replies, "I don't know. Eighty?"
The man smiles. "I'm actually ninety-three!"
The friend is surprised. "You look very good for your age. I never would've guessed!"
The man, feeling confident, goes up to a woman sitting nearby. "Excuse me - how old do you think I am?"
The woman looks closely at his face, then begins feeling his shoulders and arms. Eventually she unzips his pants and puts her hand inside. After feeling around for a moment, she says, "You're ninety-three."
Shocked, the man asks, "How did you know?"
The woman says, "I heard you telling that guy."
The friend replies, "I don't know. Eighty?"
The man smiles. "I'm actually ninety-three!"
The friend is surprised. "You look very good for your age. I never would've guessed!"
The man, feeling confident, goes up to a woman sitting nearby. "Excuse me - how old do you think I am?"
The woman looks closely at his face, then begins feeling his shoulders and arms. Eventually she unzips his pants and puts her hand inside. After feeling around for a moment, she says, "You're ninety-three."
Shocked, the man asks, "How did you know?"
The woman says, "I heard you telling that guy."
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