Retirement

Upon reaching 75, old Tom finally decided to retire.

After having him underfoot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied? "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys......... And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"You dirty old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!!"