Golf lessons

Bill's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they go.

First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband steps up first and says, "Now watch me, and do the same thing."

He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.


The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off a tree, bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and drops into the cup.

The husband looks at this, and says, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."

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