* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
* If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
* Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
* Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
* Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it
* Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
* The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions
* If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check-books
* Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
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