Mexican Maid

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you feel you deserve a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you do.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than I do?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you are.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you are a better cook?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you are.'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that, as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'