Golf

"I just don't understand why men don't want women to golf with them." said Jill one day to her friend Mary.

"TELL me about it!" replied Mary. "I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I could never go again. He said I asked too many questions!"

"Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?" said Jill

"Legitimate questions, I thought." said Mary.

"Like what?" asked Jill?

Replied Mary, "Questions like, 'Why did you hit the ball into the trees?', 'Why are you digging up all that sand?', 'How are you going to get your ball out of that tree?', stuff like that."