Biker

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND-JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering ," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I sure am."

The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, and make me a cheeseburger."