Leaders

God summoned Fidel Castro, Jacques Chirac and George W. Bush before him.

HE told them that they were ruining his precious Earth with all their pollutants, industrial fishing, logging, etc. HE told them to clean up their act or he would make the whole mankind shovel shit from one hole to another for eternity. Go! Tell your people.

Fidel Castro goes back to his people and tells them, "I have two things to tell you, both of them bad. One, God exists. Two, if we don't clean up the planet we will have to shovel shit from one hole to another for eternity."

Jacques Chirac goes back to his people and tells them "I have two things to tell you, one good and one bad. One, God exists; and two, if we don't clean up the planet, mankind will have to shovel shit from one hole to another for eternity."

George W. Bush goes back to his people and tells them "I have two things to tell you, both of them good. One, God does exist and two, there'll soon be work for everyone!"