Wounded skunk

Husband and wife are driving along in the car when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the lady gets out, picks it up and brings it back into the car.

"Look" She says "It looks cold and is shivering terribly, what should I do with it?"

"Put it between your legs." Her husband replies.

"But What about the smell?" she asks incredulously? He replies: "Just hold its nose!"

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