A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. The woman had gone to powder her nose when, suddenly, the man slid down his chair and under the table. When woman returned, she looked calm and unaware of what had happened.
A waitress who saw the whole thing came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
Powder her nose
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