New Golf Terms

Here are some new golf terms for you. Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

A *James Joyce* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but wasn't.

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

A *Lou Gehrig* - a dead Yank

A *German* - a hookenfucker

An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A *John Kennedy, Jr.* - didn't make it over the water

An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it

A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

A *George W.* - steadily fading

A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good

A *circus tent* - a BIG top

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole

A *Rush Limbaugh* - too far to the right

A *Nancy Pelosi* - too far to the left