- Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
- Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
- Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come back in the spring, but don't say no.
- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
- Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
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