Crowded elevator

As the crowded elevator descended, the wife became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped the husband and said, "That'll teach you to pinch!"

The bewildered husband was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "Honey ... I ... I ... promise I didn't pinch that girl."

The wife smiled and said consolingly, "Of course you didn't' sweetheart. I did."

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