An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8-year-old girl's house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football?
Football is a boys' game, and only boys can have a football!"
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her Mom, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her Mom runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy as he rides up on his bike, she holds up the football and sings... "Nah Na Nah Nah".
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boys' bikes and you can't have one!" She runs to her Mom and the next day she waits for him on her new boy's bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"
The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My Mom tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
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