Thoughts For The Day

1. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"- Tom Clancy

2. "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin

3. "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." - Drew Carey

4. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen

5. "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield

6. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen

7. "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns

8. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry

9. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns

10. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller

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