An late New Year resolution

Some Doctor on tv said the way to inner happiness is to finish all the things you have started,so i looked around the house to see things i had started and not finished, so before going out this morning i finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, a pockagee of Prungles, tha mainder of bottle of Prozic and Vallumiunun scriptins, the rs of the chesecke an a box a choclet.

Yu haf ni idr how bludy fablus i feel rit e now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov ienne pisss.

An telum u luvum.

Merry Christmas

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