Professor

A professor is lecturing his class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities. "Even the most natural and common actions can provide an immense amount of pleasure. For example, a good bowel movement can be as enjoyable as making love."

A student starts madly waving his hand and stands up when acknowledged. "Professor," he says, "either you don't know how to screw, or I don't know how to shit!"

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