A man was driving round a corner and was barely missed by a female driver coming the other way. She hung out of the window and shouted 'PIG!!!' in reply; the man shouted 'bitch!
They continued their own separate journeys around the corner. As the man turned the corner, there was a pig in the middle of the road. He swerved over a hill and died a fiery death.
Moral of the story: listen to women; they are always right.
They continued their own separate journeys around the corner. As the man turned the corner, there was a pig in the middle of the road. He swerved over a hill and died a fiery death.
Moral of the story: listen to women; they are always right.
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