How old am I

A man in a nursing home asks his friend, "how old do you think I am?" 

The friend replies, "I don't know.  Eighty?" 

The man smiles.  "I'm actually ninety-three!" 

The friend is surprised.  "You look very good for your age.  I never would've guessed!" 

The man, feeling confident, goes up to a woman sitting nearby.  "Excuse me - how old do you think I am?" 

The woman looks closely at his face, then begins feeling his shoulders and arms.  Eventually she unzips his pants and puts her hand inside.  After feeling around for a moment, she says, "You're ninety-three." 

Shocked, the man asks, "How did you know?"

The woman says, "I heard you telling that guy."

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