Passing gas

A lady went to a doc and said "I have a gas problem, I pass a lot of it but its always very quiet and odorless. In fact I've passed it several times while talking to you and you haven't known at all."

The doc gave her some pills and told her to come back next week.

She returned the next week and was furious with the doc. Angrily she said, "Your pills are no good! I'm still passing the same amount of gas, but it stinks now!"

The doc replied "Good! Now that we've fixed your nose, we'll fix your hearing next."

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