Elevator conversation

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... 'Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'"

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... 'Double Income, No Kids Yet.'"

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...'Rich, Urban, Biker. "

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... 'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'"

They turn to the woman and ask her. "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'"

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