Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight, an' I needs me some protection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers gonna cost me?"
To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?!
Redneck
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