Philemon and Beauty are 69-ing when Philemon says, "Beauty, did you Know that the Government spent R2 million on repairs to Mbeki's house Last year?"
"Eish wena!" exclaims Beauty. "That's too much money."
"And," says Philemon, "did you know that one rape occurs every ten Minutes in Egoli?".
"Hau! "replies Beauty. "Philemon, you know everything," she says with admiration.
"Beauty," says Philemon, "Did you know that Felicia Mabuza-Suttle had an operation to make her boobs bigger?".
"Eikona Philemon!" says Beauty. "But Philemon?" She asks,"Even though you know everything, why are you telling me all this while we are making the sex?"
To which Philemon replies, "Remember you forgot to buy the toilet paper over the weekend and we had to use newspaper?"
"Yes, I remember", says Beauty.
"Well," says Philemon, "you still have page 16 of The Sowetan stuck to your ass."
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