James Bond

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment

The woman notices this then asks. "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies. "I just brought this state-of-the-art watch? "So what's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," Bond explains

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says your not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies. "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Bond exclaims "Damn! This thing must be an hour fast."

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